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       Dilbert says, "They were rude to me at the bank again, Dogbert."
       Dilbert points to the door and says, "I've had enough . . . Sic 'em,
       boy!!" Dogbert walks into the bank. Dogbert tells a woman, "Hi.  I'm
       David Packard; billionaire founder of Hewlett-Packard." Dogbert sits
       at the woman's desk and continues, ". . . And I'd like to put all of
       my money into one of your non-interest bearing accounts."  The woman
       replies, "You're not David Packard.  You're just a dreadful little dog
       with glasses." The woman says, "Then again . . . I've never seen a
       picture of David Packard . . . I'd better open the account." Dogbert
       says, "Very good.  Now give me fifty push-ups or I'll take my business
       elsewhere."
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