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 (IMG) 1989-10-19
       Dogbert sits in a chair and Dilbert stands in front of him.  Dilbert
       asks, "If I died tomorrow, what would you write on my tombstone?"
       Dogbert replies, "I always assumed there would be no tombstone."
       Dilbert says, "Ah . . . You would have me cremated."  Dogbert replies,
       "Or stuffed, whichever is cheaper."
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