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       Dilbert taps on the doorstep with a spade.  He tells Dogbert, "My new
       security system is now installed." Dogbert asks, "How's it work?"
       Dilbert explains, "I buried a giant spring under the welcome mat to
       catapult any undesirables into the Wilsey's pool three blocks from
       here." Dilbert continues, "You just tap that little button on the
       floor there . . ." The caption says, "Time stands still as Dogbert
       ponders the gift that fate has given him."  Dogbert stares at the
       launch button while Dilbert stands on the welcome mat. Dogbert reaches
       for the button and says, "I'm pretty sure the look on his face will be
       worth whatever minor guilt I feel over this."
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