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 (IMG) 1989-09-10
       Dogbert sits at the table reading a book.  Dilbert says, "You've been
       reading that World Almanac for hours."  Dogbert replies, "I'm looking
       for nations I can conquer on a limited budget." Dogbert says, "Here's
       one: 'Andorra.  185 square miles.  Only 56,000 people.  Joint rule by
       France and Spain . . .'" Dogbert says, "Hmm . . . 'King Dogbert of
       Andorra' has a nice ring to it.  Now I just need some mercenaries."
       Dilbert asks, "How are you going to pay for mercenaries?"  Dogbert
       replies, "I'll float some junk bonds until we can loot the treasury of
       Andorra." Dilbert says, "It strikes me as a bit unethical."  Dogbert
       says, "Apparently I'll have to imprison some dissidents."
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