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       Dilbert joins Dogbert at the breakfast table.  He says, "I had the
       weirdest dream last night . . ."  Dogbert replies, "You probably think
       I want to hear all about it." Dilbert says, "I was kidnapped by
       hillbillies and forced to produce pocket lint on their illegal lint
       farm."  Dilbert pictures himself hanging from the ceiling with tubes
       connected to his pockets. Dilbert continues, "They fed me only flannel
       and water, and mined my pockets twice a day."  Dilbert is hooked up to
       a machine. Dilbert says, "Thank God it was only a dream . . ." Dogbert
       says, "Only a dream?  Maybe you should check your pockets." Dilbert
       puts his hands in his pockets and screams, "Lint!!"  Dogbert looks at
       the reader and says, "Stranger than fiction."
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