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       Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table.  The doorbell rings. Dilbert opens
       the door and a bear says, "Hi.  I'm the bear skin rug you ordered by
       mail." The bear enters the house and says, "I'm a kit.  You just have
       to kill me, rip my guts out and leave me to dry."  Dilbert looks
       shocked. Dilbert covers his eyes and says, "Egad!  I couldn't possibly
       do that.  Please . . . Just go." The bear says, "You'll receive a full
       refund, of course."  Dilbert says, "No, no!  Please keep it." The
       bear, who is really a man in a bear suit, walks into the rug store.  A
       man at a desk asks, "How were sales today?"  The man in the suit
       replies, "Great!  Sold myself seven times."
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