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       Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My new invention can calculate the odds of
       any event."  Dogbert asks, "What are the odds that I care?" Dilbert
       looks at the device he is holding and says, "Hmm . . . It says 'Same
       as the odds of being asked to burp the greatest hits of Barry Manilow
       at Carnegie Hall . . .'" Dilbert continues reading the display, "'. .