Dilbert - 1989-07-23 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1989-07-23
       Dogbert stands inside the house looking out the window.  A bird flies
       into the window and bounces off. The bird knocks on the door. Dogbert
       answers the door and the bird says, "Excuse me, mammal.  Would you
       please lower your invisible force field so I can fly through?" Dogbert
       replies, "That's no force field; that's a window." The bird enters the
       house and says, "Oh, worms!  I'm always making that mistake.  We birds
       can be pretty stupid sometimes." Dilbert says, "Hi, little bird.  You
       look thirsty.  Would you like some water?"  The bird replies, "Sure." 
       Dogbert says, "Don't put it in a glass; he might beat his brains out
       with it."
       Tags :