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       Dilbert sits at his desk.  Dogbert walks into the room and says, "It's
       contract renewal time."  Dilbert asks, "What contract?" Dogbert
       replies, "The owner/pet contract; ours expires at midnight."  Dilbert
       says, "Gosh.  I don't even remember signing the original one." Dilbert
       reads the contract and says, "Let's see . . . 'The pet's
       responsibility is to obey the owner's commands, no matter how
       humiliating.'" Dilbert reads, "'The owner's responsibilities include
       yelling at the pet and acting important.'" Dilbert says, "Okay, I'll
       si. . . Wait a minute . . . My name is typed in under 'PET'!!" 
       Dogbert thinks, "So close . . ."
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