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 (IMG) 1989-07-12
       Dogbert holds up a newspaper and says to Dilbert, "Look!  I've created
       the world's first completely reusable newspaper." Dilbert reads from
       the newspaper, "Pope denounces violence . . . Home prices rise . . .
       Unrest in the Mideast . . ."  Dogbert says, "Generic news!" Dilbert
       reaches into his pocket and asks, "How much?"  Dogbert holds out his
       paw and says, "A thousand bucks.  You'll never need another one."
       Tags : news,newspaper