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       Dilbert enters Video Date, Inc. Dilbert sits across from a desk.  A
       man smoking a cigar explains, ". . . Then we film our clients so
       prospective dates can screen each other for compatibility." The man
       continues, "For an extra fee we supply special effects to make you
       appear more manly.  Our most popluar theme is where we dress you in a
       loin cloth and you rip the arms off an Arnold Schwarzenegger dummy
       while bombs explode nearby!" Dilbert asks, "Gosh, don't you have
       something that will make me look sensitive and caring?" The man
       thinks. The man says, "Okay . . . We dress you up as Mary Tyler Moore
       and have you bottle feeding this plastic dying dolphin."  Dilbert
       replies, "No, too sensitive.  Suppose we say the dolphin just has a
       bad cold . . ."
       Tags : date,love & dating,video