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       A woman walking down the sidewalk drops something.  Dilbert bends over
       to pick it up and says, "Excuse me, miss!" The woman turns around and
       thinks, "Uh oh . . ."  Dilbert says, "You dropped this little book
       titled 'Attractive Women's Secret Guide to Avoiding Dilbert.'" Dilbert
       says, "Wait a minute!  I KNEW there had to be some kind of
       conspiracy!!" Dilbert opens the book and says, "If I can break this
       code, it will cripple their entire operation!" The woman shouts into a
       walkie talkie, "Mayday!!!  Mayday!!!"  Dilbert points at the woman and
       says, "Dogbert, sic!!!"  Dogbert replies, "Sick?  No, but my nose is a
       bit dry . . ."
       Tags : book,dog,pet,sick