- Error  Sergio, help me

- I have a cold, Alexa does do not recognize my voice and it doesn't
  let me enter home

- Shit, it's raining

- You know, I have the domotic lock

- CRASH

- INTRUDER ALARM

- CALLING POLIC

- Great Sergio, you solved everything with two rocks.
- Do you have too an home assistant?
- More or less

[Sergio's home, syadmin]
[EPSON LQ570 dot matrix printer]
[Beretta shotgun when the printer jams]
[THANK YOU SERGIO]