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       Activation Successful!!!
       
       Congratulations! You've successfully activated your
       hidden improvements! Your case is now officially
       upgraded to "Ultimate Awesomeness" mode!
       
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       .                 .-'  `       .'/  ``  WEF Property        |
       .              .-'           .' |    /|                     |
       .           .-'         |   /   `.__//  Shitty card         |
       .        .-'           _.--/        /    System             |
       .       |        _  .-'   /        /                        |
       .       |     ._  \      /     `  /                         |
       .       |        ` .    /     `  / Pay for our services     |
       .       |         \ \ '/        /                           |
       .       |        - \  /        /|   right now!              |
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       .   AMMMA. `-._         / /
       .  AMMMMMMMMA. `-.     / /
       . AMMMMMMMMMMMMA. `.    /
       .AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. /
       
       Next Steps:
       
       To fully enjoy your new features, please take the
       following steps:
       
       1) Hold your credit card to the screen for biometric
       verification. (You may need to tap it gently for it to
       register! If it doesn't work, try giving the screen
       a motivational pep talk.)
       
       2) If you have a floppy disk drive, insert your credit
       card into the disk slot. (Note: If your computer doesn't
       have a floppy disk drive, you can always try the
       microwave method for instant activation! Just kidding
       - please don't put your credit card in the microwave!)
       
       3) Wait for the confirmation beep!
       If you don't hear the beep, that's totally normal; it just
       means your case is too cool for sounds!
       
       4) Now, please stand by as your case undergoes a brief
       existential crisis while trying to figure out if it's
       a case or a transformer.
       
       Important Reminder:
       
       Remember, with great power comes great responsibility!
       Don't forget to check your inbox for our monthly "Where
       Did Your Money Go?" report detailing all the fantastic
       improvements and features you never knew existed!
       
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