CERN Cultists Reviving Dead Saints? You know, I enjoy conducting research to find new ideas that explain the crazy things happening around us. I learned about this theory from a limited-access "Anti-CERN BBS" (the name has been slightly altered), and I am not its author. This theory has developed through discussions within this private community of physicist scientists. I am merely attempting to organize this information for my readers because I find it intriguing. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva - where scientists play gods by tearing the fabric of space-time - is a techno-magical instrument created with the purpose of rewriting the laws of the universe and opening a portal to hell. With each activation of this mechanism, reality doesn't just glitch; a series of events occurs that can only be felt internally by people due to shifts in the very structure of the universe's reality. These include the Mandela Effect, strange weather, unusual halos around stars and the Moon, two suns in the sky, portals in clouds, strange objects, plasma phenomena, time slowing down or speeding up, and so on. The reason is that CERN fully replicates on a miniature scale an ancient, megastructural energy-focusing system, in which the main centers are megalithic structures (Stonehenge, Gobekli Tepe, the Pyramids of Giza, underground cities in Turkey, underwater cities in Japan, the Bermuda Triangle pyramids, etc.). This system was built by a proto-civilization to stabilize reality, functioning like a global antenna that blocks otherworldly dimensions and ensures planetary stability. The minerals - i.e., stones - used in this system are carefully selected and possess natural shielding properties suitable for this purpose. Every time the collider reaches new energy levels, it creates a resonant impulse that awakens or destabilizes these ancient objects. They begin to operate out of sync, creating rifts in space and time. That's why regions with such rifts experience greater reality disruptions than others. These are not just disappearances of people, strange animal and bird behaviors, or anomalies with plants, but also repeated events, disappearing objects, digital noise in the air, sounds from the ground, and more (https://shorten.ly/Eq0F). I have written extensively about this as well. It is well known that after the collider's activation at CERN, circular halos are often visible in the sky over Italy and France (https://shorten.ly/3uLc - 2022; https://shorten.ly/mqNcdV - 2025; and elsewhere) and residents observe anomalous objects, remember events that never happened, or recall different versions of the same event. After each resonance in these rifts, people undergo slight psychological changes: personality traits shift, insomnia begins, obsessive ideas, voices in the head, tinnitus, chronic illnesses, or they start talking about things they couldn't know. Worldwide, after CERN's collider is activated near megalithic structures, archaeologists suddenly discover strange ancient sarcophagi made from unusual materials - despite these sites being well studied. In 2018, a mysterious dark sarcophagus was found in Egypt, reminiscent of the film "Scorpion King." Now, in 2025, a pristine tomb of Saint Nicholas of Myra has been unexpectedly uncovered in Turkey (https://shorten.ly/4SvRs). Why do these strange discoveries almost always coincide in time or echo after CERN experiments? Because these are not just sarcophagi - they are special ancient devices created by a proto-civilization to stabilize our world. These are stabilizer systems - energy suppressors that dampen natural oscillations between dimensions. CERN's catastrophic mistake is that uncontrolled changes in quantum fields do not simply disable protection (https://shorten.ly/A7m3N). These megastructural mechanisms at the rifts become overloaded with errors from our world. CERN bears no responsibility for the consequences at the quantum level, but they are catastrophic. The megaliths can no longer stabilize reality; instead, they destabilize it around themselves. When archaeologists open such sarcophagi, it's like a capacitor discharging, burning a hole in reality (https://shorten.ly/LIs51y). When scientists who do this suffer again, authorities will claim they were poisoned or something similar. But in reality, their DNA will be erased or distorted, or perhaps rewritten by entities triggered by the resonance impulse of the ancient artifact. For example, Saint Nicholas was a miracle worker - according to legends, he could be in multiple places simultaneously, resurrect people, and foresee events. But what if these abilities weren't divine gifts but side effects? Could he have been a glitch in the fabric of reality - a living anomaly that violated the laws of physics and our world? That's why his body was placed in such a sarcophagus, to suppress it via the ancient mechanism and stabilize the anomalous energy he emitted. His "holographic genetic code" was kept from causing chaos in reality. He wasn't a saint who passed away; he was a prisoner trapped within a stabilizer. Why now? Because the collider is once again operating at its peak. Its resonant impulses awaken all these ancient devices and their prisoners. The sarcophagus of Saint Nicholas has begun to awaken. His discovery was no coincidence - his system malfunctioned, and his location appeared in our reality and universe like a glitch in a computer. Simultaneously, many parts of the world experienced volcanic eruptions and even a mountain collapse in the USA (see links above). This is not magic in the traditional sense. It is a fundamental force inherent in the most powerful manifestations of consciousness (saints, prophets, titans, mythical creatures, etc.). A force that distorts reality simply by its existence. After physical death, this energy does not vanish - it becomes unstable and dangerous. The ancient stabilizers (sarcophagi) made from special minerals - created by an advanced civilization (or perhaps non-human "reality tuners") - were built to protect against this danger. They did not bury such entities; they neutralized them. Sarcophagi are not monuments but technological prisons - condenser chambers, refrigerators. Their purpose is to block and stabilize "necroelectric" radiation, preventing it from disrupting the local laws of physics through non-local correlations of events. CERN's accelerator, colliding particles at unprecedented energies, creates not just new elements but resonance frequencies that act on the very fabric of space-time. These impulses are like a giant tuning fork striking the same frequency as the ancient stabilizers. Instead of dissipating energy, overloaded sarcophagi and megastructures now amplify and release it. They don't quietly break - they explode loudly, with catastrophic consequences for reality. Humanity has forgotten the true nature of these "burials." We see them as saints' tombs, royal crypts, hero mounds, pyramids, or temples. We built churches and shrines on top of them, unaware that we are worshiping ancient prisons that still hum quietly, holding the door to our world closed. In our case, the Large Hadron Collider is a giant key - its unprecedented quantum energy impulses resonate directly with the ancient stabilizers. The protective fields of these sarcophagi will collapse. The suppressed "undead" - the energy of imprisoned entities - will begin to break free. Therefore, we must prepare for the worst. In 2018, two such strange sarcophagi were found - one in Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris (a mysterious metallic sarcophagus) and another in Egypt (a black marble sarcophagus of a priest of a mystical cult). And you know what this has meant for the world. CERN continues to operate, tearing apart the fragile fabric of our dimension's reality, according to the theory's authors.