Fortune Cookie (v2.0) by Thomas J.  Clancy       REGISTRATION ($10.00)

(Abstracted from the programs documentation)...

Welcome to the world of Fortune Cookie.   This is a simple program for
displaying and  editing quotations  or personal  sayings or  what have
you.   This  is  perfect  for including  in  your  AUTOEXEC  file  for
displaying a random fortune whenever you boot your system.
                                                                          
I've  always  enjoyed  collecting  famous  quotations  and  especially
enjoyed the fortune cookie program on  the DEC MINI's like the PDP-11,
so I decided to  write my own.  No, not in the tradition  of C, but in
Turbo Pascal 5.5.
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With Fortune  Cookie, you can  add quotes  (or cookies) to  the cookie
file,  you can  display a  certain cookie,  you can  display a  random
cookie, you can send  you're cookie file to the printer,  you can kill
the cookie file  (smash the cookie jar),  you can erase and  unerase a
cookie, and  you can compress the  erased cookies (erasing  just marks
them for deletion).
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This program is  small and should run  in 64K of memory.   I have 640K
(as do most of us) so I haven't been able to test it on a machine with
less memory  but I think it'll  work comfortably on any  PC Compatible
these days.  It will run under DOS  2.0 or higher, maybe even 1.0, but
I haven't  tested it below  DOS 2.   Although Fortune Cookie  will run
from a floppy disk, a hard disk is preferable and much faster.