X-Clacks-Overhead "GNU Terry Pratchett"
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       Welcome to Port 70! You'll dig it...
       
       Some resources to get you started:
       
 (DIR) Floodgap Systems' gopher server
 (DIR) MetaFilter
 (DIR) Gopherpedia
 (DIR) Gopherddit
 (DIR) Super-Dimensional Fortress: SDF Gopherspace
 (DIR) quux.org gopher server
 (DIR) The Gopher Project
 (DIR) Pygopherd Home
 (TXT) RIP Traditional UMN Home Master Gopher
 (HTM) Where Have all the Gophers Gone?
 (HTM) HOWTO: Make a weblog a gopherlog
 (ERR) ~skk's tilde.land gopherhole
 (ERR) Gopher Tutorial
       
       Welcome to the world of Gopher and enjoy!