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       My name is Del, and welcome to the RudGopherHole. I figure I'll
       use this to keep my dotfiles, projects, and maybe even a phlog!
       
 (DIR) RudPhlog
        Del's phlog. Cause it's not gopher these days without it!
 (TXT) About
        everything you ever wanted to know about Del
 (TXT) Bookshelf
        What I'm reading
 (TXT) Contact
        if need be
       
       External Resources
 (DIR) Overbite
        good stuff, including a gopher client for Android!
 (DIR) Super Dimension Fortress
        get yer own gopher