This is iiogama trying to create a gopherhole on SDF and failing...
       
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       /  An old Jewish man reads about          \
       | Einstein's theory of relativity in the  |
       | newspaper and asks his scientist        |
       | grandson to explain it to him.          |
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       | "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this.   |
       | Einstein says that if you're having     |
       | your teeth drilled without Novocain, a  |
       | minute seems like an hour. But if       |
       | you're sitting with a beautiful woman   |
       | on your lap, an hour seems like a       |
       | minute."                                |
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       | The old man considers this profound bit |
       | of thinking for a moment and says, "And |
       | from this he makes a living?"           |
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       | -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to |
       \ Yiddish"                                /
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