Did you know you can warp through dimensions
by tuning into secret frequencies?

You humans don't even realize what is possible!

Think about it ...
There are radio waves all around us.
There are so many waves in the air from internet,
cell-phones, microwaves, stereos, satallite and cable television,
printers, faxes, pdas and the endless array of remote controls
and garage door openers

If you tap into those secret frequencies you can zap
yourself anywhere in the Universe!

This will make space travel possible because the threads
of the universe are secret frequencies!

Secret Frequencies are the shit!