___________      .__   __   .__                      
\__    ___/____  |  | |  | _|__| ____                
  |    |  \__  \ |  | |  |/ /  |/ __ \               
  |    |   / __ \|  |_|    <|  \  ___/               
  |____|  (____  /____/__|_ \__|\___  >              
               \/          \/       \/               
    ___________                    __                
    \__    ___/________    _______/  |_  ___________ 
      |    | /  _ \__  \  /  ___/\   __\/ __ \_  __ \
      |    |(  <_> ) __ \_\___ \  |  | \  ___/|  | \/
      |____| \____(____  /____  > |__|  \___  >__|   
                       \/     \/            \/       

Welcome to my Gopherspace, a little place for Talkie Toaster to while away 
the small hours thinking about toast, muffins, bagels, baps and definitely
smegging flapjacks!

When choosing an online persona we often go for something outlandish, 
something bold. I decided a while ago to take what was a small bit part in
the well known sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf and make that my choice cross-platform.
Wether this was a wise decision? it's a little too late now to turn back now.