/                                   V
|       _________________  Do you go to the gym?

|      | You don't lift. |<--' NO   | YES

|                 |<- Classes  <-' /   `-> Weight training -------\
|                 |<--- Cardio  <-'         /    /    \            \
|                 |<------------Machines <-'   TRX?   Bodyweight  Free Weights

\               /                                  Are you    Are you  \  \
/              /                                   white?     black?    | C T
\             /                                YES /    ^      ^  \ YES | i r

\           /                                                    /    /   c i
|          /            Alright bro        Do you               /    /    u n
D         /            have a nice day <-- lift in a <---------'    /     i i
A        /              didn't mean        park?                   /      t n
O       /                nothing by it.                           /      /  g
R      |                                     Bodybuilding <------'      /
|      |    NO                                 /  |  \          ,--> Crossfit?
K      |<-------- Do you look like you BB? <--'   | Are you ---'     /   \
C      |                     | YES                | strong? NO      /YES  \NO
I      |                     |                    |    | YES       /       \

W      |         Doubt it  /  Are you      Are you  \      v
O<-----+------------------'  aesthetic?    big?      \    What do you bench?
L      |                    NO  / \ YES    |   \      \          \

E     /                         \ /    I've seen \      \       3 plates
Y    /                           X      bigger    \      \     sets of 15
|   |       What's <-'Mirin? <--' \       /        \      \      |     \
E   |       that?       | YES      `-----'       You're    \     v      \
H   |         |          \                         looking  |  Nice set  \
T   |         v           `-> What's your insta?    soft    |  bro.       \
|   |   Obviously not.                |             you     |    |         \
W   |         /                       v             need    |  Touch your   B
O<--+--------'                   nvm found it       to      |  chest next   u
L   |                                 |            cut      |  time.        l
L   |                                 v             /      /     |          l
O   |                          You need to work    /      /      |          s
F   |                          on your lats       /      /       |          h

|                                            Do you compete?
|                                              / YES  \ NO
|   |                             Did you win? ---'        `------'
|   |                           NO /    | YES

\   \                             Are you Arnold?
\   \                             NO /   \ YES

\                     Dude you used to be
\                    my hero, do you even
\                   lift anymore?