Name:		Mortimer Houghton
Pronouns:	Why not? He/Him
Age:		Late GenX
Location:	Dallas, Texas, United States of America
Socio-Economic
Status:		less than median (which is still good for much of the
		world while still making you sympathetic to socialism)

Hobbies and
Interests:	Cycling, Computing, Stoicism, TTRPG's, Korea (the wife is
		imported)

I'm just your average generic white American male except in those areas
where I deviate from the norm, but I'm sure that even my abnormalities are
quite pedestrian and within standard deviation of normalcy for your
average American.

I also have an incredible wife, four beautiful children, and a good life
overall.