finding a cure for irony ------------------------------------------------------------ not just irony but all pathology of earnestness deficiency a cure for sarcasm that cancer of the soul to nix the fixed dim outlook of the embittered the disconnected the on the outs with the petals unfolding the unwittingly patronizing patriarchal or hen-matriarchal the sourpussing to punch a three-hole punch through that stack of crumbling acidic nonsense to thread it neatly on the three rings of restraint love peace and harmony and to file it away in the archives under the archaeology of humanity up there with human sacrifice ritual deflowering child labor carpet bombing to bare-hand the fouled off pitch and throw the batter out -- this time it being out three the last out and if having to show for it is an old shattered hand then make it a make-love flower offer to finger the lovely smooth hole of life aha with a lovely smooth practiced hand of understanding and if more of us shatter fielding then an olive grove in fruit a fruit orchard in bloom a forest clearing in the sun to find the cure for irony for the poison of don't-give-yourself-away to take up warmth as cleansing fire to start burning to start seeing quite from the beginning how very becoming Marek Lugowski 10 October 1999 Chicago, Illinois