/** * zita.java * * Marek Lugowski * Happy New Year 1998 * Chicago, Illinois */ import java.lang.*; class zita extends Object { private float simplyBeyondDescription = (float) Math.random(); public static final double physics = 3; static String[] ofStrewnFlower = {"amaranths", "buttercups", "roses", "daffodills", "babyKosherDills"}; static public void main (String andDixieCup[]) throws Exception { zita myZita = new zita (); myZita.unlikeLolita (ofStrewnFlower); System.out.println ("...one of these things: " + myZita.youPickIt (ofStrewnFlower) + ", is not like the other..."); System.exit (0); // a big sm0cho -- partyin' is such zweet zorro; a zero on exit // zhows no hard ja-vealings in the midnite Sun on the morrow // *sigh* *oonara*... } // two *explicit* methods used by class zita (one doesn't do a thing): protected void unlikeLolita (String[] ofUncertainFlower) { // Our lisps are zealed (defun unlike-lolita (of-uncertain-flower)()) } public String youPickIt (String[] oneTwoThree) { return oneTwoThree[4]; // That's it -- return no more! // my base is 0 -- I've come to garnish SesameStHero } } // That's 1 java class for man; 1 postMS use-anywhere application for man[]