the li'l light the big bad dump ---------------------------------------------------------- so the other day a tawdry jet plane did make an emergency landing at midway but first the crew dumped fuel into lake michigan -- into my cup of tea turns out the li'l light was on -- broken and so the captain had to do what he had to do. i am outraged and seething at somebody or other making my drinking water, my great dying lake a toilet of first calling a pit of impunity a fuel dumping station. i can think of other better places to dump fuel when need be: gold coast (average income 85k; they can afford to clean up) comiskey park (convenient location; an all plastic container) the north shore (it would spice up zee estate chemlawn) naturally, i would not question a precision take-a-leak on northwestern's fraternity facility: them boys are prone to airborne events already -- stepping drunk out the window. but keep off the dying lake, you dirty singing piece of falling apart aluminum, you aged too old way too old boat. captain, my captain: hold your next fuel dump and flyyyyyy yerself out somewhere. and you'll be. easier on the water. Marek Lugowski 19 September 1997 Chicago, Illinois (in the O'Hare flight path) kT :)