Random guy with white beard walks by me. Says ''wow you have a
   naturally nice beard. I have to work on mine. I bet people
   complain you that theirs grows in patchy. ''

   I said ''yup!'' And actually smiled.

   He was right.

   This is what I looked like 2 minutes later. Just me. But nice To
   get a compliment.

   ... And a little envy from a fellow guy. Surrounded by women
   most of the time I forget what it's like :)