^Joey (sighing): "I wish I was big enough to get a tattoo."
   Me (out of curiosity): "If you could get a tattoo, what would
   you get?"
   Joey (excitedly): "A kitten, and some mice! Because they both
   have whiskers! Also, jellybeans."
   Me: "Aaaand that's why we don't get tattoos when we're 4." -
   from Heather Mainville Mabry - Thanks for the morning chuckle!^