^Happy Birthday, Charles Dickens - 200 years old, you would be today, if you had just changed your ways and listened to the Ghost of Christmas Future. Without you, we would have never had the hungry kid who dared ask for more ("Oliver Twist"). "Great Expectations", "The Old Curiousity Shop", "A Christmas Carol" (arguably one of the very early time travel stories) among many others. Oliver Twist's very dark humor also highlighted child labor laws at the time and that the new laws to aid the poor required them to wear prison style uniforms and go to workhouses. But story-wise, Fagin was probably the best character to hate. Slipping around in the dark, training kids in the fine art of pickpocketing and other crimes - he reminds me of a modern-day drug dealer in a poor neighborhood - getting kids to be his mules and distributors in exchange for drugs, beer and videogames - a truly wicked character in any society. Thanks Mr. Dickens - you knew how to make the goodest of good character and the evilest of evil - but you even taught a man (and all of us), the "true meaning of Christmas".^