^Groaners:
   Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!
   Pull yourself together, man!

   Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell.
   Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring.

   Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
   Don't let people push you around.

   doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
   Who said that?!

   Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.
   What do you mean by that?

   Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me!
   Next!

   Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
   Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

   Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
   I'll deal with you later.

   Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!
   Lay on the couch, face down.

   Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
   Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a
   color TV!

   Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
   Sit there and don't stir.

   Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.
   Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...

   Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.
   And how long have you had this complaint?
   Who wants to know?

   Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the
   next minute, I'm blank!
   And how long have you had this complaint?
   What complaint?

   Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
   No problem. Hop up on the couch.

   Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
   You do look a little pail.

   Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
   Wait a minute please.

   Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
   Don't answer!^