You all will remember (none of you will remember) when I became
   Earth President on May 28, 2015 on Earth Day upon the release of
   my.. our new flag. Today, I have released a new alternative
   jingle for the Planet Earth. The original plays in the
   background as a reminder because the message is still important
   but the new one is more broad and should be memorized
   immediately. No harm will come to you for non-compliance just a
   sense of something important that you once knew but can't
   remember now that gnaws at you waking and sleeping.
   https://vine.co/v/ih6g7OLzmxU