I was playing the grand piano in a basement at the church I grew
   up going to when I was a kid. A bunch of friends decided to
   dance on one corner of the triangular supported piano. Well...
   one of the legs must not have been bolted in as tightly anymore.
   I found myself suddenly lifted up off the bench as if by magic
   and my friends laying on the ground. Needless to say, we ran out
   of there tongue emoticon