Dude, for the last time I'm not stealing dinosaur eggs so you
   can raise them as pets to sell on craigslist. We're not saving
   JFK, killing Hitler in art school. I'll end up delaying my great
   gret great great grandmother somewhere along the line so she
   gets a headache and wipe out my whole family. BUT - I'll happily
   screw up the future. Oh wait - I'm doing that every day with bad
   decisions - horray! :) "