"The Power of Myth" [or Hero of 1000 Faces or _something_ Joseph
   Campbell] to show that I'm but a collection of archetypes.

   The Kingfisher Children's Illustrated Dictionary and Thesaurus
   [or a similar Dictionary/Thesaurus] so it can express that I
   basically say the same things in many different ways, using many
   different words but ultimately, I've only been saying one thing
   the entire time.

   What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical
   Questions - to show my absurdist humor that takes "What if" as
   seriously as the Science used to explain such things.

   Note; I don't own ANY of these books. Never read them [Power of
   Myth? I saw the TV Series]

   I don't have to.

   Also, I'm assuming that the SOMEONE is an Alien from another
   planet who doesn't understand our ways, and I wanted to express
   humor, science, language, personality types - and overall, the
   simultaneously extreme compressibility of all humanity that
   somehow gives us just enough room to express our individual
   uniqueness with.

   I'm representing myself, but I could just as easily be having to
   explain all of humanity in three books which *also* includes
   myself.

   And if the someone is a human? Same books.