Fuck books. They'll just sit on a shelf, classified. Did I tell
   you I classified 9000 of my scribbles through a Dewey decimal
   system classifier the other day?
   Run your works through this:
   [1]http://act-dl.base-search.net/textclassifier
   and it'll tell you, through a really well trained AI, where your
   words might fit in a library should they end up in a book.
   It wasn't intended for me to analyze my brain with.
   But that's what I used it for.

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   1. http://act-dl.base-search.net/textclassifier