There. *Totally useless information that I now have. *The
   official color names for the thread that make up my face... and
   back wall.. and door.. and towel. *Anyway, I'm not going to be
   doing a*[1]#crossstitch**of my*[2]#face**but - if I wanted to: I
   COULD. More importantly... this can work as a good color
   identifier, matching up the weirdly named world of computer
   colors with stuff people*really use*in the outside world.. to
   match up colors with some kind of consistency. The program
   is*[3]#Cstitch** - and... I could - in theory, take this
   information, go to the paint store, and pick up matching paint
   colors and paint my face 300 feet wide and 400 feet tall on the
   side of a mountain. if I wanted to. I*could. *Easily too.
   *Not... that I really*want*such a thing. *I just like making fun
   of my face. *It's mine: I can do that.[4]kengridface3

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   1. https://plus.google.com/s/%23crossstitch
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   3. https://plus.google.com/s/%23Cstitch
   4. http://icopiedyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kengridface3.jpg