Which princess did you find?
   the Internet is my princess.* [old time Captains were "married
   to their ships" - they take care of her, takes them places.*
   Same idea]
   Or maybe it's technology.* I dunno.* I'm a nerd to the core. But
   if I wanted a flesh+blood princess, I'm not worried.* I've got
   enough followers (and have gotten enough proposals) that I don't
   think I'll have anything to worry about.* It's 'cause I'm
   awesome, and it shows :P