My 20 something year old niece and her husband walked by me on
   the porch a few minutes ago.* Superbowl Sunday but I was on the
   computer as usual instead of the game. As they walk by, they
   both ceremoniously bow and say, "You are truly the Wizard" I
   said "Thanks" and politely smiled.** They continued inside the
   house. I have no idea why I am the Wizard.* But it doesn't
   matter. I accept my wizard robes and staff just the same.