To me, it's all knowledge.* I read a book written long ago
   called "Final Exit".* It was when killing yourself was all the
   rage in the early 90s.* Well, not really, but the death doctor
   was big news.* Anyway, this book has the best and worst ways to
   do yourself in. Needless to say, banned all over the place not
   long after it was released. I got a hold of a copy.* Not because
   it was banned.* Not because I wanted to kill myself or somebody
   else. I just - wanted the knowledge.* Now I know the best way.*
   Will I ever need it?* Nope.* But I know it. Reversing "fix-it-
   instructions" is simple and ingenius at the same time.* I'm
   saying it in a few words but I'll tell a story that's as long as
   impressed I am by that marvelous idea. [I love reverse
   engineering] I've used that in experimenting with chemicals for
   cleaning stuff.* I'm always fascinated by supermarket chemistry
   and I exhausted all the books/websites I could find on the stuff
   YEARS ago.* [do I know 10,000 uses for baking soda?* Yeah.* My
   mom's obsession that got grafted on me in a different form]
   Anyway, Fluorine. Nastiest most toxic shit to life and organic
   stuff around.* Also quite useful. They banned
   ChloroFluoroCarbons in spray products in most of the world
   because it was suspected to cause a hole in the ozone layer.*
   Did it?* Was it just a reoccuring weather pattern?* We'll never
   know for sure.* But really, the stuff is nasty to organic stuff
   in general. It's in toothpaste.* "strengthens your teeth".* Well
   yeah, so does chewing on a bone or... breathing after drinking
   milk or eating cheese.* [the rebonding process is natural and
   happens by itself, as long as you don't have plague on your
   teeth] Anyway.. It's also used to stick teflon onto pans.* [how
   do you stick a non-stick surface onto metal?* Use some dreadful
   thing like Fluorine]* That's why chipping pans are considered
   toxic.* They kinda are. Anyway... Fluorine eats silicone. It's
   the only thing that does, really. What's silicone in? Hm, your
   gums but not your teeth.* The rest of your body.* Look up
   "Fluorine Burns" if you want to see some really NASTY NASTY
   pictures. It's pure evil. So, has nothing to do with tooth
   brushing.* I decided to figure out the best way to clean black
   mold out of outdoor carpet.* Usually it takes scrubbing, bleach,
   pain in the ass. So I thought, what about fluorine? I took some
   regular toothpaste that I use along with some non-fluorine
   toothpaste I also used. I put some equally in circles on top of
   the black mold. I waited a half hour. Brushed at it lightly with
   a stainless steel dog-hair comb. The fluoride toothpaste?* The
   carpet was completely white and free of the black mold. The
   non-fluoride toothpaste?* Same as it was.* Comb got stuck in the
   mold and the slimy stuff wasn't budging. So yeah.* What can I do
   with this nifty scientific discovery?* Put a new hint up for
   "Mommy cleaning hints?"* Naw.* I just like knowing it.* If I
   were smart, I'd make a "black mold cleaning product" that
   actually worked.. and would also burn the dirt (made of
   silicone), your skin (make of silicone - that's why its
   waterproof), and pretty much most things around that aren't
   calcium or some other metal. So yeah.* I like knowing this stuff
   :)