RULES OF ONLINE LIFE, CIRCA 1988-1995: (BBS)

   Write as much as you can as fast as you can and don't edit
   because you're hooked up via a PHONE LINE and Mom's yelling at
   you to GET OFF THE FREAKIN' PHONE ALREADY SHE HAS TO MAKE A
   CALL.

   That's why I write like I do. It's Mom's fault.