Have you ever stolen anything?* Nov-18-2013
   Yes. I steal 1.41 grams of oxygen per minute at 15 breaths per
   minute = 100 mg of oxygen molcules or Sixteen sextillion
   molecules of oxygen with each breath. But I return a bunch of
   carbon with that when I exhale. Yeah, I'm burning REALLY slowly.
   So yeah, stealing oxygen while I breath. I do that.
   And I. uh... also steal other things. It's regarding water and
   protein and fat and glucose and salt.. yeah... and I also steal
   space that I occupy that MAYBE could be used better by something
   else.
   I've also been known to steal people's Time... oh gosh and the
   appliance and computers and things that I run... I steal
   electrons, OH GOD, do i love to steal electrons... and
   photons... don't get me started how many photons I am stealing.
   *sigh* yes, I'm stealing a lot of photon - I'm compressing them
   like sponges into my brain so I can expand and use them later
   when I want do...
   And phonons.. I do like music.. and yeah.. I steal pressure
   waves... and they get converted into *sigh* more photons -- the
   very ones I stole before...
   I just can't help myself. I'm also stealing your time right now.
   Oh and INFORMATION! YES, I steal an aweful lot of information...
   stuff other people put out there.. I reflect protons off of
   their encoded squigglies and squish them into my brain for my
   own selfish purposes...
   I mean.. I DO return carbon. Oh and lots of nitrogen when I pee
   and... well.. so I DO give back to the community, don't get me
   wrong.