matrixDoppelganger's Haiku Pile

"wow, it's haiku"
here's some text
oh look here's more text
haiku score: stinky

"The Most Epic-est Roast Ever"
Donald Trump are bad
Money and Work also bad
Upvotes to the left

(Not my haiku, but I personally like this one.)
Oh, my aching back!
Might as well call workman's comp.
It's thrown out again...

"Bubs Tries Poetry"
Styles Upon Pile
Only $5.99, eh?
While supplies last.

"The Spookiest Goddamn Haiku You've Ever Fucking Read"
There's bones inside you
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO
I will shit your pants.

"Insert YouTuber joke here"
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More to come every when I feel like it.