wepon.pk3: It's for Doom maps, you!

Do you want to kill demons fast, but find your bullet to be too slow?
Have you ever wondered what a mod made almost entirely of ZScript looks like?

If the answer to one of your questions is 'yes', then give wepon.pk3 a whirl!
Using only the finest of award-munching ZScript code (and a small few sounds 
here and there), your normal, boring equipment can turn into cool, powerful
demon mulchers, with fancy alt-fires!

Here's a small rundown on what the guns (and items) do:

Fists:
You can use both of them now, M1 your left fist, M2 the other.
(Works very well with berserk!)

Chainsaw:
Works just like Doom 64, twin blades-included!
Berserk grants double damage.

Pistol(s):
You get two of them now, and they function similar to the Chaingun!
(You can also make them fire infinitely, but do less damage.)

The Golden Pistol Of Destiny*:
One-shots the bosses of hell, and cleaves through everything else.
Good luck finding one.

Shotgun:
Load up to six shells in the pump-action, and ratta-tat-tat those Pinkies, 
Cacos, and Hell Barons away! Your life's gonna be ending a LOT quicker than 50
mintues now, Mr. Baron. Altfire spews a salvo of mini-rockets.

Super Shotgun:
Fire two barrels at once with Primary, and fire twice the amount in the same 
two barrlels with alt-fire! It's a double-barrel shotgun, what more do you want
from me? Even more barrels?

Ultra Shotgun*:
More buckshot!? How's this even possible!?
(Altfire engages full 360 degree buckshot nonsense.)

Chaingun:
Rev up the gun with Altfire, and let the bullets fly with Primary!
(This WILL chew through your bullet ammo.)

Super Chaingun*:
Twin, gold-shining pieces of bullet-based hatred.
Altfire only proves this even more to your enemies.

Rocket Launcher:
Splash damage works against Cybers and Spiders now, E2M8 your cares away!
Altfire preps a relentless barrage of rockets, and reload lets you switch
between rockets and bouncy grenades.

Super Rocket Launcher*:
E X P L O S I O N S
(reload preps a frightening amount of them with a single right click.)

Plasma Rifle:
pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
Engages in spreadfire the longer you do this.
Altfire lobs a couple of plasma mines, for demon scorching fun.

Super Plasma Rifle*:
...shouldn't this technically be considered a BFG weapon?
Fire it for a bit first before attempting the altfire.

Flamethrower:
It's not as powerful as napalm, but it can still scorch the job done!
Altfire lobs balls of pure fire against your enemies.

Super Flame Thrower*:
There's two of 'em now, and they spew even more flame!
Altfire lets you imitate a Mancubus. Kinda.

The BFG9000:
Primary Fire functions a bit like its vanilla counterpart, just more 
powerful. Any demon indoors caught in its altfire don't last very long.

The Calamity Blade, Wrath of God:
Primary fire launches blades of flame that smite everything in its path.
Altfire is not to be fired indoors.

Armor/Powerups*:
From more powerful armor to the famous Quad Damage, who knows what you might 
find as you storm the gates of hell?

*: adonn.pk3 only