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THE SEWING MACHINE CAN'T HURT YOU
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The Sewing Machine Can't Hurt you.

Repeat this mantra thrice before sitting down before the Sewing Machine.

Scared of sewing machines? 

You've got all the reasons to. They can smell your fear. Maybe they'll lull you into a 
sense of safety and comradery, just to then locate your lowered guard and spring 
something evil at you. A broken needle. Loose stitches that you will never know why.

Do not trust them. They are not your friend, but an enemy with which you might reach 
temporary agreements. Use the wrong thread and every past agreement is void; you'll 
spend two days fighting each other.

You thought printers were bad and volatile? Try appeasing a sewing machine. Has it 
worked? You never know, because she might play along for a while for maximum revenge. 

The Sewing Machine Can't Hurt You.

At least not much.