A slightly wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in
Iraq tells the nurse, "How I wish I could kiss the American flag
if I am going to die!"

The nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism, responds,
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom.  You
may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."

"Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last
wish as a patriot American."  The nurse took off her panties and
the soldier kissed the flag.  "Thank you, nurse.  Would you be so
kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"