Here are some one-liners about cats:

A cat's way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement.

Aquarium:  interactive television for cats.

Cat (n.) - small, four legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

Cat's motto:  make it look like the dog did it.

Catastrophe:  an award for the cat with the nicest buns.

Cats know how we feel.  They don't care, but they know.

Catscan:  a very expensive way to find the missing hamster.

Dogs come when called; cats have answering machines.

Dogs think they're human.  Cats wouldn't stoop that low.

Human (n):  useful domestic animal popular with cats.

Leotard (n): a mentally-challenged lion.

Purranoia:  the fear that your cat is up to something.

Sure, it's clean laundry.  The cat's sitting on it, isn't she?

Whoopee cushion?  I don't have a... Oh no!  You're sitting on my cat!

Argo
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