Collab Weekly Digest - - 2018-06-16 Collab Weekly Digest - https://sffshortstories.com/collab These posts have been made to Collab in the last week. Click the link to read the story or add to it. You can choose not to receive the weekly digest in your profile. Or reply to this email to contact the admin. Collab News ------------ I think I have the email notifications working correctly. Please select the notifications you want to receive, add writers and stories to your reading list, and let me know if you don't receive a notification you expected or if you receive a notification you didn't expect. Also suggestions for improving the text in the notifications are appreciated. Vivian and I worked on this but we are at a disadvantage in that we know what we're trying to say. You should not be notified of a post you made. If you are let me know. Email - hairylarry@deltaboogie.com Thanks --- I added all the text in the email notifications to the language files, en.php and lang.php. 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Surprisingly Abriel did not seem to be all that concerned. He brought out a small box from his pocket and clicked a switch on it. The image across from me began to distort and develop odd waving lines. "He's around here somewhere." Abriel muttered and he has to be close by. He whirled around and focused his little box on nearby tables. Two tables away a man appeared amid gasps from those sitting nearby. He bowed and then disappeared as applause erupted among the diners. A guy at the next table yelled bravo! I've never seen such a great trick before. How did you do that? "Trade secret." Abriel replied. "let's get out of here now." he threw some cash on the table and led the way to a door that opened out onto a wide paved pathway. Posted by vivian - posted on 2018-06-12 at 11:48 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000002/2018-06-12-11:48:46.txt --- I Dreamed That I Woke Up... continued The other me yawned and stretched his arms out wide and said, "You know I've seen this before." "Seen what?" I asked. "This multiple thing." he said. "Well not multiple mes it was actually multiple things." "So you think we are splitting atoms or something?" I asked. "No, well not really it's or something." the other me responded. "It's a possibility." "I think you are both nuts!" Fred said. "How am I involved in this?" "You ever heard of quantum physics?" we both responded at the same time. "What?" Fred fired back. "That's just a theory isn't it? You can't believe Scifi nonsense. Nobody's ever met themselves for real. This is all just some kind of wild dream or maybe a hallucination and we are going to wake up and it's just going to be us." Then Fred walked back in through the door and glared at the three of us. Posted by vivian - posted on 2018-06-11 at 20:55 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000002/2018-06-11-20:55:53.txt --- I Dreamed That I Woke Up... continued I sat down anyway. Right in my lap. Except I went right through me and the other me merged and we became only one me. Fred was getting more carried away than usual. I mean usually when he argues with himself it doesn't lead to violence. I mean I've never seen him punch himself before. But there's always a first time, I guess. So both Freds had a big chip on their shoulders and they brought their fists up like they were in the ring or something they saw on TV. Fred tagged Fred with a quick left except it went right through him. And then there was only one Fred, not two. "I get it." I thought, and I guess the other me got it too. "Keep your hands off." he yelled and he ran out the door. I turned to Fred and said, "At least he's gone." I don't know if you've been keeping up but there was now only one me and one Fred. Except for the me that ran away. What a relief. But then I turned and I saw myself walking in from the bedroom. I guess I woke up again. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-11 at 19:25 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-11-19:25:04.txt --- All Cliff Hangers... continued Madge watched as the walls buckled inward sliding the bed across the floor. Then she heard a sound like a thousand marbles pelleting the side of the ship. Then, nothing, no air whooshing, even her patch held. "Whew," she thought, "that was close." Ops came over the speaker. "That sumbee must have been hollow. It busted apart as soon as it hit." Madge crawled out from under her bed to see the captain at her door. "You ok?" he said, "Looks like your quarters just got smaller. Don't worry, we'll get it hammered back out the next time we dock." Madge replied, "At least I'm still breathing." "Captain!" the navigator cried over the speaker, "We've got problems. That impact altered our course just enough to slingshot us around Ceres. I can try for an orbit, which ain't great but otherwise we're gonna gain so much Delta V that we'll never slow down." "Emergency correction." commanded the Captain, "Try for that orbit." They heard the thrusters blast and the ship went sideways. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-11 at 17:55 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-11-17:55:48.txt --- FAQ... continued I think I have the email notifications working correctly. Please select the notifications you want to receive, add writers and stories to your reading list, and let me know if you don't receive a notification you expected or if you receive a notification you didn't expect. Also suggestions for improving the text in the notifications are appreciated. Vivian and I worked on this but we are at a disadvantage in that we know what we're trying to say. You should not be notified of a post you made. If you are let me know. Email - hairylarry@deltaboogie.com Thanks Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-09 at 19:56 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-09-19:56:05.txt --- A Night In The Park... continued He had only been gone a few minutes when a tall dark figure approached. I drank my coffee, nervously, trying not to look at him but then he sat down in Abriel's chair. I only spilled a little coffee in my lap as I looked up. Abriel was right, he had a spectral nature. His skin was luminescent and since he wasn't covered in bats I could see right through it into nothing. He did have bats peeking out from his pockets and behind his collar. Believe me, I was freaking out. He spoke so slowly and in such a low tone I could hardly make out the words. "I saw you in the park. You thought you could escape. You will never be safe again. The bats have your number." and he droned on. I saw Abriel creeping up behind him but I didn't look at Abriel. I looked straight into the spectre's face as if I were hypnotized when Abriel picked up a chair and swung straight for his head. Just as the chair was about to hit him the spectre turned and looked straight at it. The chair passed right through him. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-09 at 19:17 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-09-19:17:12.txt --- In God's Kingdom In God's Kingdom There will be no suffering In God's Kingdom Aaaamen In God's Kingdom There will be no suffering In God's Kingdom Aaaamen Sing it with me Shout it with me Find your way to be About it with me In God's Kingdom There will be no suffering In God's Kingdom Aaaamen In God's Kingdom There will be no sorrow In God's Kingdom Aaaamen In God's Kingdom There will be no sorrow In God's Kingdom Aaaamen Sing it with me Shout it with me Find your way to be About it with me In God's Kingdom There will be no sorrow In God's Kingdom Aaaamen In God's Kingdom We'll all know glory In God's Kingdom Aaaamen In God's Kingdom We'll all know glory In God's Kingdom Aaaamen Sing it with me Shout it with me Find your way to be About it with me In God's Kingdom We'll all know glory In God's Kingdom Aaaamen Add verses Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-08 at 09:04 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-08-09:04:10.txt --- A Night In The Park... continued I was nervous even in the bright light and my eyes constantly darted around as we sat there waiting for our coffee. "Relax." Abriel said quietly. "We're safe for the moment." The waitress who brought our decanter of coffee and two cups smiled brightly at us as she sat them on our table. "Would you like anything else?" she asked. As I was about to say no Abriel spoke up, "Would you by any chance have a map of the park we could see?" he asked. "Of course" she responded. "We are swamped though so it might be quicker if you just stepped into the lobby and picked one up." Abriel nodded, "That's great." he said. When she walked away he asked,"You okay?" I nodded my head trying to appear calm. "I'm going to go get a map and I want you to sit here, drink your coffee and wait for me. Can you do that? When I nodded again he stood up and left. Posted by vivian - posted on 2018-06-06 at 17:34 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000002/2018-06-06-17:34:26.txt --- Jazz... continued When we pulled into the cop shop I knew something big was going on. The place was loaded with more transports than I had ever seen before. I mean were they hauling in every jazz fan in the town? As we sat there waiting I saw them pulling Jack Kumakis out of a wagon and hauling him inside. Why on earth was he here? Jack is a has been, I hadn't seen him in at least two years. Not to discount him, he's a fine musician, but he just can't keep his act together if you know what I mean. The doors on our wagon were wrenched open and we saw three officers and a short chubby guy who looked less than happy to be here. He ran his eyes over us and spoke in a low voice to the cops before walking away. "Okay you bunch, out of the wagon." the cop with the most hardware snarled. "Make it quick," he added. I looked at Jonas for a clue, but he just shrugged and started toward the door pulling me along with him. "She with you?" the cop asked as we jumped down. "Yes" Jonas said taking my arm. Posted by vivian - posted on 2018-06-06 at 16:23 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000002/2018-06-06-16:23:19.txt --- Jazz It was 11:15 when I walked into the club and the joint was jumpin'. The trumpet was hot and the sax was cool, if you know what I mean. The drinks were weak but whiskey is whiskey and eventually it started to work. I sat in the back corner surveying the scene. I saw a few hot guys but none of them were my type. Then Jonas came over and asked me to dance. Now Jonas has been my on again off again for a few years and I thought he had finally landed with Millie but I guess not since I saw Millie draped all over some new guy in the middle of the dance floor. I looked up at Jonas and said, "Why not?" as I stood to dance. It was then the cops hit the place and there weren't enough back doors to let everybody out. So Jonas and I ended up in the back of a paddy wagon on the way to the station. I figured they'd just let us go. We weren't nothin' and we weren't doing nothin'. Just out dancing. I guess I was in for a surprise. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-05 at 19:27 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-05-19:27:51.txt --- A Night In The Park... continued Abriel didn't really have much more to say and I wasn't at all sure that I had any grit. We couldn't lean against the walls for whatever horrible reason Abriel couldn't explain to me and it was uncomfortable sitting in the middle of the room so we lay down and eventually fell asleep. I don't usually remember my dreams but I was being swarmed by bats when I woke up to see Abriel standing at the window watching the sun rise over Central Park. There were no bats. I was oh so glad to see the sunshine. Abriel shushed me and said, "We can't really talk here. Let's go get some coffee in a very public place. That ought to be safe enough." By then I knew better than to question him so I just followed him down the stairs and through the park. After a few blocks he led us to a coffee shop with outside tables, we ordered and sat down waiting on our coffee. Maybe now I would get some answers. Or at least some coffee. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-04 at 21:03 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-04-21:03:13.txt --- Beneath the Leaf... continued So the next day we got up early and headed out to the woods. We had garden trowels, paint brushes, a hammer, and a bucket. And Sally brought her digital camera. The woods were different but the hills were the same and I led Sally directly to the place where Paw Paw and I used to sit on his log. It was gone, probably rotted, but there was another one just about 10 yards away and we sat down to catch our breath. "Let's start where Paw Paw's log used to be.", said Sally. So I walked over and got my bearings. "I remember that big old tree with the funny knot. And I remember that rise, there. I'm sure this is where the log used to be." I reached down and slowly lifted the leaves. We watched for bugs and Sally took closeup pictures. We got down to dirt and worms and we looked carefully at every rock but we didn't see any fossils. Then Sally pulled a big round rock out, about the size of a softball, the same color as the fossil. She carried it over to the log and hit it with the hammer. Posted by hairylarry - posted on 2018-06-04 at 20:49 Central Time. Read the story so far - https://sffshortstories.com/collab/index.php?story=000001/2018-06-04-20:49:42.txt ---