TACKER:  aeoe (d b)
SUBJECT: why are geeks so stupid and clueless?
DATE:    07-Aug-04 10:22:51
HOST:    sdf

answer: we arent stupid. we got very high grades!


q. how many geeks does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a. depends on how many women are present

q. how many geeks does it take to change the world

a. trick question. geeks dont change the world. they benefit from the 
status quo.

q. how many geeks families will fit in a volkswaen?

a. nother trick question. geeks are misanthropic, antisocial, and thus dont 
have families

q. how long does it take a geek to finish a project?

a. geeks dont like to be confined by stupid notions like 'project', and 
'finish'