Well, I guess I'll have to think of something to put here...damned shame to have the space and not use it, what? 

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage.
You see, my wife caught us in bed together.

"You filthy pervert!" she screamed at me.
"Pervert?" I said. "Hey, she's not my mother!"

Ah, well, to each his own, said Farmer Brown as he kissed the cow.