Well, I guess I'll have to think of something to put here...damned shame to have the space and not use it, what? 

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage.
You see, my wife caught us in bed together.

"You filthy pervert!" she screamed at me.
"Pervert?" I said. "Hey, she's not my mother!"

Ah, well, to each his own, said Farmer Brown as he kissed the cow. 

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Well, now, let me tellya 'bout a man named Jed
Silly motherfucker loved agivin' head;
All the fagelers said he sucked like a leach
And his fat little ass was fuzzy as a peach!

Queer he was...gaggin' faggot...ravin' queen!